I have just made an amazing discovery! Fairy tales really must be true!
I have discovered the actual location of……………….. Sleeping Beauty’s castle!!!!
Sleeping Beauty, the mean old step mother, the handsome prince. They were all most definitely living in Central Massachusetts in the summer.
How do I know this?
Because of the huge vines that are attempting to climb my deck, my fence and the walls of my house. Like this one, creeping across my lawn even though I cut it back to the ground every week.
Or this tenacious climber, the one that I have cut back no fewer than four times this summer. It seems to be determined to sneak in through my dryer vent.
So I now know that it was not magic that encircled the famous castle with thorn covered vines.
Nope, the beautiful princess was not protected for a hundred years by magical thorny roses. Here is the truth, finally revealed:
Sleeping Beauty was asleep in a castle that was wrapped up in a giant blackberry bramble. The handsome prince probably didn’t find her because he was looking for his true love.
I suspect he was looking for a very good blackberry cobbler.