I’ve been thinking about the strong reaction that comedienne Amy Schumer had to having her image published in a “plus size” edition of Glamour magazine. I’ve been thinking about it because I honestly have a whole LOT of reactions to the whole issue.
Number 1: Who the hell needs to buy a magazine called Glamour anyway? Most of us are living in the burbs, trying to keep the laundry done, the dogs fed, the bills paid and the fridge stocked. Glamour? No one I know has the slightest idea of what that word even means.
Number 2: What the F* is “Plus sized”? Plus what? Like, “You are a woman, with extra”. Extra depth? Extra personality? Extra cellulite? What?
Number 3: Amy Schumer is fabulous. Smart, funny, articulate, warm, open and beautiful. In every way.
This whole thing just strikes a real nerve in this old Nonni. I will tell you a story to explain my anger at this entire pile of bullshit.
When my oldest child, my daughter Kate, was 14 years old, she won an award for a piece of art that she had created. She was invited to the Massachusetts State house for a special reception with other award winning young artists. I was so proud of her!
In preparation for the big event, I took my Kate shopping for a dressy pair of pants. We went to the mall, and into a popular store for young people. The salesgirl met us, asked a couple of questions and took some measurements. “Ooooooh,” she sighed to Kate, “Wow! You’re a size 00!”
That means “double zero”.
Kate looked at me, unsure of how to respond. My mama bear self reared up right then. I sure as hell did know how to respond.
“Excuse me?” I asked in my frostiest voice. “Are you telling my daughter that she is less than zero?”
The young salesgirl blinked at me. “Um. Yes. She’s so slim. She’s in a size double zero.”
Now here’s the thing. My Kate was barely pubescent. She had always been thin, but that was party because she’d had some health problems.
I absolutely hated the fact that at the very cusp of womanhood, my beautiful, tender daughter was told that the smaller and skinnier she was, the more admired she would be. Even more than that, though, I was completely appalled that the smallest size pants in that store were telling a woman “You are even less than nothing!” And: “We love that!”
I blew off a little steam at the poor salesgirl, and hauled my young artist out of there. I stood her in atrium of the mall, my hands on her shoulders. I looked into her big brown eyes. “Kate,” I said, “You are young. Young women are often thin. You are lovely. You are going to get bigger and even more beautiful.” She nodded. I’m pretty sure she had no idea of what had pissed me off so much.
So we went to Sears, where the sizes ran in actual numbers. We got the pants, and a nice white blouse. We went to the ceremony in Boston, and we had a lovely time.
But here’s the point: Sizes need to run in normal, predictable ordinal numerals. You know, the smallest would be “1”, the next would be “2” and so on. No “Double zero”. No “Zero”. No “Plus”.
Women should be able to buy a pair of jeans without being told how the people who buy a magazine called “Glamour” choose to to rate us.
Amy Schumer, you are a goddess.
And so is my still slim daughter.
8 thoughts on “Plus Size? Plus What?”
A close friend of mine was heartbroken when she went to buy her wedding dress. She was a zero, and they told her to buy a confirmation dress. “But I’m Jewish,” she said. And spent a fortune on a dress elsewhere.
Oh, my God! I had to re-read that three times to understand how awful that was! So damn stupid!!!!!
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Especially for saleswomen working on commission!
And then there are the letter sizes. First they added XS, but now there’s XXS and XXXS. WTF?
Really! And men get to buy based on actual measurements. Time for a revolution! We may not get Bernie, but we can get our clothes resized!
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And they need to be standard sizes, so that you don’t have to figure it out as you go from store to store and brand to brand. They would sell more stuff if they made it less frustrating. I feel like Goldilocks having to take three sizes into the dressing room, hoping one might work.
When I was growing up, there was no size zero. The very rare individual might be a six. Over time the fashion industry has fiddled with sizing…and made a mess of it. Why is it that men can walk in and buy some pants, say 34×36 and walk out knowing they will fit? Yeah,yeah, I know. Even their choices have expanded: pleated vs. plain front, slim cut, boot cut, relaxed fit, full cut,…but those 34×36 pants still fit even if the style is wrong. I know to get my husband relaxed fit, plain front pants. Period. A woman has to try on every garment, possibly in three different sizes, forget the style, before finding something that fits. I will say, though, that 1X sounds much nicer than size 18-20. 🙂
I just wrote the same thing to Embattled Farmers! Men can base their purchase on real live measurements! Makes me crazy! Don’t even get me started on bathing suits!