Dear Christmas Charities


Dear various groups of needy children, hospital patients, veterans, abandoned pets, sick nuns, lonely old people and lost souls.

I understand that we have entered the season of giving.

Believe me, I give.

I shop regularly at Unicef Market, where everything I buy provides food, water and medicine to kids around the world. I donate to my local food bank and to programs for homeless folks in my community. I really do try to be as generous as I can to as many causes as I can.

But here’s where I absolutely draw the line and will not cough up one single tiny coppery penny.

If you send me an unsolicited envelope full of swag, and then expect me to “donate” as a way of paying for it, you can just fuggedaboudit.

Want to see what I got in the mail today, along with a fake letter from a little child supposedly named “Joseph”? I got this:

I will not name this “charity,” but it is supposed to be raising funds for children in need. According the enclosed paperwork, the money is desperately needed for the education, shelter and care of these young ones.

M’Kay…..so why did they spend the money to send me a dreamcatcher, three notepads, a set of Christmas stickers, a page of return address labels, a pen, a page of Christmas gift tags, four Christmas cards (individually wrapped) and a freakin’ pair of kids gloves?

ALL of it wrapped in cellophane, decorated, and packaged along with 5 pages of paperwork and the “letter” from Joseph.

It makes me sick.

In order to actually raise money for these kids (if in fact there are any kids), the organization would need to offset the costs of all of this swag, plus the printing, plus the postage.

I estimate that my package alone cost in the area of five dollars. I’d have to donate six for them to get any profit, right?

But if they sent our one package to every household on my street, that would be 20 houses for $100. I know that one house is empty, so that’s a loss. I believe that most people toss out junk mail, so perhaps 10% would send in a donation.

If they are that lucky, and 10% donate ten bucks, they break even.

But if they just sent the information, and maybe a link to a website, that same $100 donation would give them a good return, right?

So why do these groups do this? Why do they send out huge packages of unwanted stuff to complete strangers around the country?

Because of guilt.

They are relying on the fact that most people are good and decent and don’t want to take something without giving back. They are counting on the idea that enough of us will think, “Gosh, a pair of gloves! And all these pretty stickers! I need to send them at least something…..”

Not this wise old woman. I am not falling for that trick.

Instead, I will keep every one of the unsolicited goodies and will put them to good use.

Then I’ll take the estimated value, add in a donation amount, and send the money to Unicef.

8 thoughts on “Dear Christmas Charities

  1. No you are not alone. I also really dislike the looks I get when I pass by booths without stopping to give. They don’t know where I have already given…we are not a bottomless pits. We have a few select charities, give time (also a form of charity) to youth sport, contribute to local causes…I refuse to be made guilty every year. Ugh!!

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    • I know! I have almost perfected the art of looking at people’s eyebrows so I can appear friendly while avoiding eye contact with people trying to sell me something, get a donation or hand me a leaflet!

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  2. Exactly! Although I believe very strongly in causes that help homeless and abused animals, I refuse to give money to the Humane Society of the United States. And you know why? It’s because they insist on sending me gloves, bags, socks and all sorts of crap I don’t want and didn’t ask for in an attempt to get me to donate. I want those organizations to spend their money on helping animals, not giving out stuff that people don’t want or need, and that just ends up in a landfill!
    But your point goes beyond that, and it’s a good one: we all get to choose how we donate our money, and we don’t respond well to others trying to force us to give…..

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