Oh, what was I thinking? What the hell on earth was I thinking?
Since I spend so much time at home with toddlers, there are moments when the house feels way, way, way too small. The toys seem to all pile up in one place, and the running around in circles starts to feel just a little bit claustrophobic.
I guess that’s why, in a moment of mental weakness and overwhelming crankiness, Nonni here got the brilliant idea of cleaning out the basement and making it into an additional play space.
Oh, smart old Nonni! Won’t it be lovely when you can send the kids downstairs to play with the doll strollers, the blocks, the climbing structure and the awesome interconnected tunnels?
The kids and I spent a full week organizing, cleaning, moving stuff around and setting up a toybox.
Oh, joy! Oh, rapture!
What a fun, warm, wide open playroom we’ve created! Hoo-rah!
The kids now play in the spare bedroom (lovingly referred to as the “nappy room”), in the kitchen, in the living room and dining room AND in the basement playroom.
How freeing to have more room.
I’m not kidding. When things get a little tense, and the kids can’t seem to agree on one single thing, it can be miraculous to have a whole new place to fight…..I mean, “to play”…..There are new items to fight over, new games to invent and play, new furniture to jump on.
But if you are reading this little memo, you might already have found the flaw in my ingenious plan.
If one child is in the living room, deeply involved in pretending to be a dragon, at least one other child is in the basement. Nonni, for all her marvelous nurturing powers, can only be in one place at a time.
Ergo: wherever I am at any given moment, there is a tiny person with the lungs of a town crier in the other space. And that child will be shrieking “NONNI!!!!” so piercingly that it’s a wonder the cops haven’t been called.
I swear to you, sometimes I’m sure my ears are going to bleed.
I’ll give you a couple of examples of the challenges I face.
Today my sweet Ellie was in the dining room, playing with a nice tray full of kinetic sand. Johnny decided to head into the basement playroom to “Play Rescue Riders”. I was washing dishes.
Suddenly, I heard a death shriek from the basement. “NONNI! HELP! COME NOW!” I dropped the waffle dish in my hand and ran toward the basement.
Aaaannnnnnd, at the very same moment……”NONNI! COME HERE!” Ellie called from the dining room. I ran down the stairs, yelling over my shoulder, “Wait, Ellie! Hang on!” I threw open the playroom door, ready to grab Johnny and head for the Emergency Room. I swear, my phone was in my hand, all ready to call 911.
And there he was, sitting calmly on the old sofa in the playroom, a plastic box in his hands. “You help me open dis?” he asked.
Once my heart stopped scrambling around in my chest, I opened his box and said, as sternly as I could, “John, do NOT scream like that unless you are hurt! If you need me, come upstairs and get me.”
“OK!” he grinned cheerfully.
I trudged back upstairs, to where Ellie had been reduced to sobs and had not stopped chanting, “Nonni, come here. Nonni, come here. Nonni, come here……..”
“OK,” I think I sounded reasonably calm. “What’s wrong?”
“Nothing. I wanted to show you what I made.”
I looked at her creation, told her that it was fabulous, then repeated my message. “You can’t scream for me like that, honey. Not unless you are hurt. If you need me, come get me.”
The message apparently was never received because this afternoon our friend Bel came to spend an hour or so with us. Her visits are totally the highlight of every week. We all love her to bits. Bel is, like Ellie, four years old. She is funny, sweet, creative, kind and energetic.
She also has the voice of an operatic soprano trying out for her first solo aria. The girl can etch glass with that voice.
And so by the end of today I found myself racing from room to room, from one floor to the next, answering shrill cries of “NONNI!” They seemed to be coming from everywhere at once.
Now I’m not a newbie. This childcare gig is not my first time around the manipulative toddler block. I know that 9 times out of 10 the screams don’t mean severed limbs.
But. These are not my kids. Neurotic old woman that I am, I am not quite prepared to ignore the ear piercing shrieks of little children.
Holy fatigue, Batman.
I have a new plan.
I’m thinking that from now on, the kids and I will enjoy our days safely closed in one room. The smallest room I can find. I’ll lock the door and keep us all within each other’s eyesight.
That way when someone screams “HELP! NONNI, HELP ME!” I will immediately recognize that the problem is a doll’s sock and not an invasion of zombies.
And I will hopefully prevent the impending heart attack.
20 thoughts on “Clearly, I Didn’t Think it Through”
After a lot of thought…maybe you can ‘schedule’ time for the fun, warm playroom downstairs. Like after lunch one day and before the next. And Yes-I am also anticipating problems with that 🙄
Good ideas, thanks!!! We both know I can’t win, though, right?
This is great. I can relate so much, doing childcare alone isn’t easy, add in an extra room and BOOM 10 times harder!!
But it sure beats a real job!!!!
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Wow, 😊 I think your new plan sounds like a good idea.
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ummm … well, you know …
yeah, could have been planned a bit better, but the arrangement does add to your physical fitness plan. Not so good on the peace of mind plan.
Oh, thank you for finding the positive in this situation! Of course, today my two grandkids played downstairs independently for an hour, giving me time to get a lot done around here!
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Please remove me. I’ve asked many times.
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I guess her email doesn’t have a section at the bottom that gives her a button to push that says “unsubscribe.” I’m not sure what she thinks your responsibility is. At some point, she had to have signed up. It osunds like she thinks you are akin to a robo-call. 🙂
I was just looking at some old pictures just the other day. One of them was of my second son at almost 6 standing on the top of a slide about six feet up. I’m sure he was going to attempt to walk down it. There was no adult sized blur in the picture racing to the rescue. At that point, I had three boys about 9, 6, and 2 and was pregnant with number 4 (a girl!). I don’t know if I was numb, negligent, or just used to the gymnastics, but they are all fathers now, so they survived. I’m sure you don’t have any 6 foot slides in either your basement or your dining room, so give yourself a break. They have Nonni well trained. 🙂
GREAT point!!! Thank you. I know….but I needed the reminder!
No you didn’t need the reminder, but thank you for thanking me. All of us who care are trained by our kids in some way or another. (I use “our” kids to refer to anybody who is in or has been in our charge. My students knew how to manipulate me, too.) My fully adult brood all still know which buttons to push although they are much less demanding now that they have their own button pushers. 🙂
Oh, wow. Those are the kinds of issues you just can’t anticipate.
I should have! But….today it was perfect. They played down there, I cooked up here. And watched the hearings……..
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That does sound like an ideal setup! And those hearings… VERY enlightening. And not for children’s ears, so good call there. 😉
Sounds like a plan to me! And I sympathize. The one and only time I ignored my son’s calls for help…he was in the basement and I kept yelling down the stairs, “If you want to talk to me, come upstairs!” Finally, I gave up and went down to see what was going on. Turns out, he couldn’t come up to me, because his elbows were stuck in the slats of the rocking chair.
EXACTLY! Years ago my middle child was having his birthday party (age 12 or so). A big bunch of boys his age were running around outside playing tag in the dark. I heard my son yelling for me. “Come in here and tell me what you need.” I ordered. He came up the stairs with both hands completely lacerated and bleeding. He had put them through a window………..!!!!!